Viva Casino
Who will get behind my Viva Las Vegas Platform?
1. A drink in every hand.
2. Free 25 slot play at any the casino of your choose
3. Comped Meals
4. 2 for 1 lap dances.
5. Buy two hookers gets a 3rd condom for free.
Now I know what your liberals are saying how can it get better, trips to vegas for everybody especially mine, will be paid for out of your pockets.
And you conservatives must be thinking, will anybody find out about your debauchy so your good name won't be dragged through the mud at church. The answer is yes, I will make sure to video tape every money so that you will have memories last forever.
whoops meant to say moment instead of money.
Eddie you've been arrested, you Heteric!
I won't get BEHIND it but I'll second the motion... maybe not the prostitutes but everything else looks good 
P.S. I don't get judged at my church even though most everyone there knows I had been arrested and jailed last year. They also know I had marriage problems and that I lived with another women for a short time too. We all make mistakes... some libs just think we don't 
***Yep, one hefty night of clubbin' cost me over 8 grand so far. Fortunately in Vegas you can just walk back to your room!