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Am I SURELY going to DIE if I drank 100 cup of coffee everyday?
Well, I used to drink 3-4 cup of coffee. I've stopped drinking it since my body kept shaking and trembling uncontrollably...
What's wrong with me here? Am I going to DIE?
ok, don't get paranoid, you'll be all right. if you need some advice, here it is: you should go see a doctor, just to make sure you don't have a heart condition, or high blood pressure. if this is the case, you should stop drinking too much cofee, or alternate real coffee with decaff. but just the same, your health might be perfect, only your body could not cope with too large a quantity of cafeine at one time. it's only a matter of quantity: if you drink some alcohol, it's ok, but if you drink too much, you'll get drunk, or you'll get yourself into a coma.
as a releif to your worry, here's a joke: a guy goes to see his doctor and asks: "doctor, is it true that if i don't smoke, i don't drink alcohol, and i don't have sex i will live a hundred years?" the doctor replies: " no, you won't, but they will definitely seem like a hundred years."
and no, you will not die.